"I'm just keeping an eye on those noisy magpies next door."
"But honey, what makes you think I had a little too much to drink at the office party?"
"Oh hello! Are you the photographer from Vogue?"
"Wow! That was one elusive fish!"
"No, I don't remember the part in the bible about breaking bread together, so just let go!"
"O.K. girls, I think we are finally ready for "Dancing with the Stars....whoops Birds".
"With this disguise, they'll never figure out who robbed their nest!"
"Really? My mother flew south without me?"
You have to feel for that wee chick don't you? Let's hope someone was able to care for it until mum came back.