I found this wee poem today with no author's name and it rather took my fancy. Hope you too will enjoy it and have a laugh with me.
I just typed a poem in your presentation
I just typed a joke in your email
I just typed something personal on your update
I just typed my political views in your tweet
I just accidentally typed in your bank password number and
Kitty's going to by herself a new scratching post.
I do hope Candy doesn't learn how to do the latter as she needs a new scratching post as the other one is gradually falling to bits as she uses it a lot for scratching and sitting on to peer out the front window.