With all the rush (not me...I never rush...just feel as though I am) leading up to Christmas I've not had time to find another little poem so here's a bit more rubbish from years ago.....I think, once again, this came form Philip.
THE ELEPHANT IS A DAINTY BIRD
IT FLITS FROM BOUGH TO BOUGH;
IT LAYS ITS EGGS IN A PEANUT SHELL
AND WHISTLES LIKE A COW.
To add to the Christmas silliness....do you know what a MUGWUMP is? It's a creature that sits on the fence with its mug on one side and its wump on the other.
If I suddenly find I have no blogger friends left I'll understand why. Cheers.